Disregard The Night

Other than work, my only productive moment today was finally watching How to Train Your Dragon

Journal Author Theory

So, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about who could have wrote the journals, especially with the recent release of the trailers for next week’s episode “Society of the Blind Eye” 

The most popular theory points to Fiddleford McGucket as the author of the three journals. There is an outstanding amount of evidence behind that theory, given the bandage around his hand/six fingers on the journal, the Shapeshifter’s “That nerd hasn’t been himself in over 30 years” line, his obvious ability to create scientific inventions, etc. It’s really hard to refute the facts for McGucket being the author, but I digress.

With the release of the clips I’ve also seen some Lazy Susan theories floating around, mainly due to her appearance in the previews. But most of that is speculation. I think the same could be said about Stan/Stanley writing them, or even the far-fetched future Dipper theory. 

However, there is one character that everyone seems to skip over, time and time again. And after vigorous searching and reading, I think it’s safe to say I can proudly put this idea out there as my own, as well as it being the first of its kind. 

First, think about who has been overlooked time and time again. That eliminates main characters, Stanley, Susan, McGucket, etc. 

"So you’re saying it’s a background character?" 

Yes, it’s someone buried so deep within our mindscape it’s almost impossible to guess. So I’m just going to tell y’all and explain how I came to this conclusion… Bear with me, it gets lengthy.

So the author is…

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gravity-engineer:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Dipper on the pole

Behold! The picture of Dipper that won’t stop showing in your dashboard for three weeks. What are they going to name it? Pole Dipper? Pipper?

Stripper is the word you’re looking for

gravity-engineer:

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Dipper on the pole

Behold! The picture of Dipper that won’t stop showing in your dashboard for three weeks. What are they going to name it? Pole Dipper? Pipper?

Stripper is the word you’re looking for

I’ve been up since 4…. This sucks….

What is the better way to write? I mean, in story style?
Anonymous

I’m a little confused about what your asking.

Hve you ever licked a penis or a vagina?
Anonymous

No. 

Have you ever draw a dick? Has anyone every draw a dick on your notebook?
Anonymous

No, and no. I make sure no one touches my notebooks in school (that includes high school too)

Have you ever drawn any pictures of turnips?
Anonymous

Well, considering I can’t/don’t draw… no. 

delta-breezes:

Upstate New York Food Styling & Photography Workshop by Eva Kosmas Flores | Adventures in Cooking by Eva Kosmas Flores on Flickr.
Have you ever danced on a stripper's corpse?
Anonymous

I can’t say I’ve danced on any corpses….

Yes, I was finally right this time. Not again. So happy birthday! (You need 2 birthday wishes, otherwise it doesn't make it any more special than your non-birthdays.)

blamethegravity:

:D:D Thank you for your persistence haha 

Thanks for dealing with my persistence. :P

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
I got a great name for our kids. You wanna hear what it is?

This is better than the original!

grapplinghook5:

Here’s something I made for grapplinghook5, inspired by the song in his post, “Flares” by the Script. The song was actually really nice, and I needed something to listen to, so.. thank you very much! I hope you like this present~

Omg, this is awesome! 

grapplinghook5:

Here’s something I made for grapplinghook5, inspired by the song in his post, “Flares” by the Script. The song was actually really nice, and I needed something to listen to, so.. thank you very much! I hope you like this present~

Omg, this is awesome!